Sensei is having problems getting work because his hobbit cannot become the lord of the ring.
We have this funny scene where Riichi is interviewing AV actresses. In this one he's asking this girl whether she can do 3P and she gives him this smile. :)
He asks the second girl whether she can do gansha and she doesn't give a response.
Third girl gets asks whether she can do gokkun and Riichi gets an enthusiastic smile.
Riichi: Can you do 3P?
Fourth girl: What is 3P?
Riichi: Doing it with two male actors.
Fourth girl: Yes.
Riichi: Can you do gansha?
Fourth girl: Gansha?
Fourth girl walks away with ponytail dude so we can assume everything has been explained and she said yes and Riichi runs into Momoko.
Momoko: I'm playing a secret investigator who is captured although its not really a secret here. (she pulls down the zip at the back.
Momoko congratulates Riichi on becoming president although he just arrived.
I love this scene. Riichi is on a plane with his Chinese partner and the Chinese dude tells the air stewardess that they are going to Los Angelas to create an ero video company before telling the two people in the back to shut up.
Chinese partner: This has nothing to do with Japanese law. Japanese people watch a lot of ero videos. Do you understand?
Stewardess nodes.
Chinese partner: If you understand then please bring me a bottle of Jack Daniels and water.
Stewardess nodes and leaves: Sumimasen.
Chinese partner: President, let's scout that girl. She's got a nice ass.
We have a scene where Riichi is meeting up with a lawyer, advertising guy (I think) and a guy who is introducing him to idols who don't sell. Riichi is at a guy with the idol manager guy who tells him about this girl who he raised for two years who is working at a girl's bar. The manager then asks for twenty million yen for the girl ($20000) and manager fee of thirty million yen. ($30000).
We see the Galaxyz President Kui being nice to an old lady working at the mosaic section and the mosaic people having a nice lunch outside.
We get this scene where the woman who is always with the President Kui is stepping on Riichi's dick as she tells him why he was chosen to be president of the uncensored company. Its because uncensored AV is a dangerous job and if anything happens Riichi will take the fall. Riichi was chosen because he is the most earnest and stupid person.
Sensei is still having problems getting his hobbit to turn into LOTR and another actor who just finished work is called back to replace him.
The director is telling Momoko all the details of what she needs to do while Riichi is listening uncomfortably. Riichi decides to pay 5 million yen for the idol Yurika.
Riichi runs into Momoko in the lift and says asks her not to go to the onsen for the AV shoot. He says he will make her a star and she will be able to get on tv, even on Waratte Iitomo or Tetsuko no Heya. Momoko says that Waratte Iitomo is no more. Riichi pleads with Momoko not to go to the onsen and she says hai.
Momoko's Miku is sooooo cute.
Fallen idol Yurika is getting her picture taken before the shooting of her first video.
Riichi runs into the depressed sensei and makes him the actor for Yurika's video.
Sensei's hobbit is not working and Yurika wants to go home. How will Riichi solve this problem?
Riichi takes a video camera and runs after Yurika before falling down in front of her.
We get this slow first person camera scene where Riichi is walking behind Yurika at the carpark as they get into the van with the mirror walls.
Hot fps action scene as Riichi takes matters into his own hands while carrying a camera.
Everyone has an orgy to celebrate!
Momoko is watching Riichi's sex scene with Yurika on her phone and Yurika looks like she's enjoying herself. Remember, Riichi just got Momoko to pull out from doing the onsen AV.
Riichi throws rocks at Momoko's window after his orgy and says he is going on board that company. Although he is being used by the Galaxyz president, Riichi is going to make the company his own.
Momoko invites Riichi in and serves him water in a pudding cup and apologises for not having juice. Riichi says its ok cause he didn't come for juice anyway.
Momoko: Of course! You can to do it, didn't you. I'll get ready.
Riichi: Please don't do it.
Momoko: I don't but juice but at the very least I can offer fellatio...
Riichi: Its all right.
Momoko: Mr President is where but I can't do anything.
Riichi: Are you stupid?
Momoko: Eh?
Riichi: I'm asking if you are stupid?
Momoko: Sumimasen, I'm not smart.
Riichi: Why don't you value yourself more highly?
Momoko: Hai.
Riichi: You do not belong at the place where you are now. You're being dirtied. Although I have to dirty myself, I will save you. Do you understand?
Momoko: Excuse me, what do you mean by save?
Riichi: I want to take care of you. Do you understand? I think of you..
Momoko: People who are smart..
Riichi: Yes?
Momoko: When people who are smart see people who are not smart, they think this person is stupid but when people who are not smart see people who are smart, they also think they are stupid.
Riichi: Eh?
Momoko: I understand what you are saying but what Tsunematsu-san (d-addicts wiki has his name as Tsunezue) is saying in the end is that you want to do it, don't you. Anyhow you put it, you want to do it, don't you? Uumm, you are saying you don't want me having sex in AV but I also don't want to have sex with Tsunematsu-san.
Riichi: Eh? Ah.... Eh?!!
Momoko: Tsunematsu-san, do you know the difference between a woman who is feeling it and a woman who is crying? Do you know the difference between the voice of a woman who is feeling pleasure or who is enduring the pain? I can't get wet. Even if I'm touched (don't there) or not touched, I can't get wet. It's painful. I can't do it without using lotion. Even if I do it with Tsunematsu-san, it will be painful. Is that ok. Although I've gotten a lot of sympathy from you, is that ok with you?
Momoko: Sorry for being impertinent.
Riichi: Eh. You've not even gotten wet once?
Momoko: Yes I have. Only with President Kui.
Riichi: Eh. (Pained look on his face and he starts to leave)
Momoko: I'll prepare juice for when you drop in next. What drink do you want?
Riichi: Ah, then bayari (?)
Post orgy at Galaxyz and President Kui takes a whole lot of cash out. Riichi comes back and does it with President Kui's woman asking her who is better but gets no response.
Riichi interrupts an AV shoot and says we don't need stylish actresses having cool looking sex. He wants them to shoot sex where everything can be seen.
If WOWOW had Japanese subs, I would sub this show. Its not a must watch series but I love this episode, especially the dynamic between Riichi and Momoko. This episode has got the right balance between humour, ecchi and character dialogue. The more I do the recaps, the more I like the series.
Hi, may I know if you are continuing recaps for this drama or where can I watch this? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteIf I do a recap it won't be anytime soon. You can get it here http://doramax264.com/24199/mosaic-japan-j-drama-2014-0-sub-5-raw/ or should be able to get it at nyaa.
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